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Painting blonde xxx funny or not xxx? One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats." | | ho ho ho ace, smashing, brilliant. | Smart blonde xxx funny or not xxx? The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" | he he, you are on a roll today Kilburn....to kil and burn blondes he he
take care and tks for the 2 pts | Xxx Funny xxx Blonde xxx Joke xxx? There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back. | | hahahah i haven't laughed at a joke in awhile | Because you're blonde xxx funny or not xxx? A blonde girl in year 3 at primary school asks her mother, "why do I have better handwriting than the rest of the class?"
Her mother says, "that's because you're blonde, dear."
Then the girl asks, "why am I the tallest in the class?"
Her mother replies, "that's because you're blonde, dear."
The next day in school her class has a swimming lesson.
The girl comes home and says, "We had swimming today, and I have bigger boobs than the rest of the girls -- is that because I'm blonde?"
Her mother says "no, that's because you're 22, dear" | Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one there Sparkles.!!!
10/10 again.!!!
Still smiling here.!!! | Hair problem (going blonde) xxx? For ages i really wanted to be blonde however i was a mousy brown colour , so one day i used a wash in blonde colour but it didn't work, afterwards i used a nice 'n' easy semi permanent colour which didn't work either. Eventually my friend persuaded me to buy a loreal version which didn't work once again. A couple of months later i decided to dye my hair a 'baby blonde' colour which was permanent, it turned out sort of nice but was a gingerish colour and not really the blonde i hoped for. As my roots started to grow i died my hair a medium brown colour, which was semi permanent, as i had given up on the blonde i hoped for and decided to settle back to my usual colour. My hair turned black ! However it did suit me and i was told by many people how nice it was. Anyhow, how now my hair has turned pretty much back to my original colour except it has a hint of ginger.
It was my birthday recently and i would quite like to get my hair proffesionally died at my hairdresser's this weekend, shall i risk it ? I'm scared of the colour not suiting me.
(I'm 15 years old, fair skinned, blue eyes and my eyebrows are light brown)
xxxx | Hi. As long as you explain to the salon exactly what products you have used on your hair already to colour it then there shouldn't be a problem. You could also ask for a deep conditioning treatment afterwards to restore the hair too.
Generally, what i've learned is that if you have a very pinky or rosy skin tone then to avoid the colours with copper and red in them. If you go very blonde or very black and have pale skin then it can make you look like a ghost. A nice deep chocolate brown colour always compliments blue eyes.
Either way, whatever you decide, I wouldn't recommend changing your eyebrows and make sure that you get the dead ends trimmed off your hair as they tend to be very dry after lots of dye and if not dealt with early can lead to split ends/damaged hair or even the hair snapping. I know from experience!.
Good luck and leave it to the professionals! | ONCE IVE BLEACHED MY HAIR, WHAT DO I DO NOW TO GO BLONDE?xxx? okay so once ive bleached my hair.. what do i do now? | | bleaching alone should get your hair blond all you should have to do after that is apply a toner that will tone down any brassy or orange colors. you should never bleach your hair yourself. Hair bleach is very damaging and ive experienced hair loss even when ive had it done by a pro. what color was your hair before you bleached it? and how does it look right now? when you bleaching and dying it i would suggest using extra virgen olive every other week for an hour or longer. your hair will not be oily or greasy and will get softer and silkier than anything youve ever tried just wash it twice after and condition as usual. | How do hairdressers turn your hair blonde? I went to the salon yesterday and got a full head of blonde foils with a cut and blow.
Some of the blonde went a bit ginger, can I get rid of the orange-ness?
And my hairdresser said you couldn't bleach it all at once: that you needed to get highlights first.
So now I have the foils done, could I go again and get all of it bleached?
When I askd for my hair bleached they only mentioned foils, so how would they bleach all of it blonde?
Thanks, xxx | I wouldn't get it bleached, it will wreck your hair or just make it really thin which isn't good!
What they will probably do is keep on highlighting it every time you get it done until eventually its almost blonde, then they will probably put a blonde colour on it. This will be a lot better for your hair and it will come out looking a lot nicer :)
Even if it looks slightly ginger now, dont worry, the hairdressers will soon sort it out
xx | Last one folks so lets finish wit a couple of blonde ones xxx funny or not xxx? Blonde Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
Blonde Hunting
A blonde went hunting with her boyfriend and his buddy. They agreed that while they went separate ways, anyone who got lost would shoot three times into the air to get someone to come.
The blonde got lost, naturally.
She shot three times into the air.
Nobody came.
She tried again.
Still nobody came.
She said to herself, "Wow, I hope somebody comes soon. I'm almost out of arrows!" | | Have you a thing about blondes? Just wondering!!! lmao lol | Blonde goes horseriding xxx funny or not xxx? A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, | teeheehee
like it | A few blonde ones xxx funny or not xxx? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. | Hi Chris, Hahahahahahaha...... Poor Blonde!!! haahahaha
It's a great bunch of Blonde jokes. Had me laughing. Lol Lol.
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